Problem Child Bride

by JHSEsq

Sam is the name of the author of today’s fea­tured blog called Prob­lem Child Bride. Our pre­vi­ous win­ner who nom­i­nated this post says that she was nom­i­nat­ing “Sam [who wrote] Prob­lem Child Bride’s Bunny Love post from Feb­ru­ary 8, 2008. (though frankly just about any post Sam writes would do; she is an incred­i­bly tal­ented, funny writer.)” We agree. Sam has an unusual and some­what cryp­tic wit.
The love story or what we might call, “Romanc­ing the Rab­bit” is both silly and fun. Sam explains, “Rab­bits are not like us I observed lazily this morn­ing, the sun shin­ing in the win­dow and bathing my bumble-bee slip­pers with light. They don’t have our inhi­bi­tions and “meta”ness. Their man­ners in mat­ing mat­ters aren’t like our’s either. They will tear about the gar­den like lunatic fur­balls with­out a care for the cir­cling hawks above, the pos­si­bil­ity of a beaky death only adding to the piquancy of their lust. Then a frisky young doe will sud­denly turn coquet­tishly with a shiver of her lit­tle bob­tail and she and her suitor will crouch face-to-face, ears flat and stock-still for half a minute or more, only their twitch­ing noses to tell us that we aren’t look­ing at a still-life paint­ing. Their twitch­ing noses and the lack of a frame.”
The Ris­ing Blog­ger is happy to award our Post of the Day to Sam. The song par­ody from the movie and show Grease is pure unadul­ter­ated humor, as well.
Review writ­ten by BUD WEISER.

{ 5 comments }

1 Charles Gramlich May 4, 2008 at 8:08 am

LOL.

2 Sam, Problemchildbride May 6, 2008 at 1:07 pm

Blimey! Thanks guys! I’m delighted to get this – you’ve made my day! Cheers!

3 Bud Weiser, WTIT May 7, 2008 at 3:14 pm

Sam-
You are welcome!! Keep up the good work!

4 PI May 8, 2008 at 3:09 am

It couldn’t go to a better gal. She has been delighting us for yonks and is sorely missed when away. She is also completely unique and a bit bonkers but that’s OK:)

5 Mary Witzl June 4, 2008 at 1:17 am

I come back to read this post frequently, just to cheer myself up.

Love this one!

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