Mindless Diversions and other things

Kris is rel­a­tively new to the blo­gos­phere. He has the wit to take a rather ordi­nary event, in this case order­ing at Burger King, and make the reader feel all along that he is in on the joke. His blog is called Mind­less Diver­sions and other things. In his post of Jan­u­ary 18, 2008 he writes, “I strolled hap­pily into my local Burger King, not antic­i­pat­ing the frus­tra­tion to come, although I should have seen it com­ing. The restau­rant was com­pletely empty, which gave me a false sense of hope. Surely if they weren’t crazy busy, they could get my order right for once. Oh how stu­pid I am. I walked up to the cus­tomer ser­vice spe­cial­ist, and although I don’t carry a tape recorder with me for proof, our con­ver­sa­tion went some­thing like this. For my own amuse­ment I will refer to the cashier from here on out as Ms. Cuntly. And just to mix things up a bit, I’ll be Mr. Awesome.

Ms. Cuntly: Hi there, Wel­come to Burger King. What can I get you tonight?

She man­aged to get this first sen­tence out with­out drool­ing all over her­self, I noticed.

Mr. Awe­some: Hi. I would like a King Supreme and a Spicy chicken sand­wich please. But just the burg­ers, I don’t want any fries or drink or anything.”

And he’s just get­ting started. The post title is Kris Vs. Burger King. We know you will enjoy this piece of writ­ing. Con­grat­u­la­tions, Kris! You have writ­ten The Ris­ing Blogger’s Post of the Day!

Review writ­ten by BUD WEISER.