To Do: 1. Get Hobby. 2. Floss.

There is a woman from the South­ern United States that is an author of a blog called To Do: 1. Get Hobby 2. Floss that can be both heart warm­ing and poignant in some posts and laugh out loud funny in oth­ers. She goes by the name of Mist 1. Her Post of the Day from August 29, 2007 is titled F*ck Shui and is a riot, “I am too lazy to hang cur­tains in my bed­room. Some­times, I would like a lit­tle pri­vacy. Because I am prac­ti­cally a genius, I went to Lowe’s paint depart­ment and had the paint guy match the color of my skin per­fectly. Now, I can walk around naked in my bed­room with­out wor­ry­ing about my neigh­bor who has started park­ing out­side my bed­room win­dow. I’m think­ing about paint­ing polka dots all over the room in the same shade as my nip­ples.” Mist 1 is a ter­rific writer. The Ris­ing Blog­ger is pleased to add her post to our award winners.

Review writ­ten by BUD WEISER.