Up the Workers

by JHSEsq

Grans.Myth.Peeler is the name our blog author calls him­self. The nom­i­nated post is from July 5, 2007. The blog is Up the Work­ers and has some rather strong polit­i­cal views. How­ever, the post that we selected was a story of our author as a child deal­ing with fam­ily issues that he is really too young to under­stand. This naivety is part of what makes his post, You Lit­tle Swine,
hys­ter­i­cally funny. His Aunty Mavis has an ugly wart on her nose that ter­ror­izes lit­tle Grans, “Come & give your Aunty Mavis a kiss” said mum in a room packed full of hairy rel­a­tives. ‘Just get it over with’ I think to myself. ‘Don’t look at the wart. Don’t look at the wart’. ‘He’s gone cross eyed, the daft bug­ger’ yelled Aunty really big mas­sive humungous wart on the end of her nose Mavis.” This is just a very funny post. The Ris­ing Blog­ger is pleased to award it our Post of the Day.

Review writ­ten by BUD WEISER.

{ 3 comments }

1 Akelamalu July 28, 2007 at 2:08 am

Congratulations – that was soooo funny. I’ll be back to read more.

2 Grannys.Myth.Peeler July 28, 2007 at 4:33 am

Thank you for awarding me Post of the Day. I accept this award not just for me but on behalf of all my other circus clown brothers that died during the great custard pie fight of 1983, especially little Cheeko who swallowed his own red nose in the confusion. It blocked his windpipe & he choked, making a strange high pitched sound as he struggled for air. In fact some people say he “whistled himself to death”.

Thank you & please come visit my world of strangely amusing tales. Are they true or just completely made up? I don’t know. No body will tell me!

Once again thank you for the award,

Granny.

3 Judd Corizan July 28, 2007 at 7:11 pm

Granny-
The pleasure was ours.

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