Mattress Police

by Mimi Lenox


Harry Pot­ter and the Inevitable Slide Into Satanism … could one really stum­ble across this title and not stop to read?

We thank what­ever voodoo doll is respon­si­ble for trip­ping us into Diesel’s blog because it is hilar­i­ous. Cen­sor­ship, par­ent­ing, edu­ca­tion, and reli­gion are all humor­ously attacked in the award-winning post, writ­ten Jan­u­ary 10, 2007. Diesel asked: “Is there some kind of nat­ural pro­gres­sion from J.K. Rowl­ing fan to goat-worshiping cultist? Where does one turn in one’s copy of Black Sabbath’s Born Again for a black robe, cer­e­mo­nial dag­ger, and engram audit? Wait, that last one may be Sci­en­tol­ogy. I can’t keep my evil reli­gions straight any more. Any­way, you get the point.”

We cer­tainly did.

Con­grat­u­la­tions, Mr. Mat­tress, aka Diesel, on win­ning today’s Post of The Day Award for this seri­ous post on the evils of Satanism — com­plete with a how-to book! Well done!

Review by Mimi Lenox.

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{ 3 comments }

1 Diesel May 6, 2007 at 8:49 pm

Hey, Judd! Thanks for the award. Glad you liked the Harry Potter post. It’s important to reveal these Potter-bashers as the idiots they are. Everybody knows that Eragon is the real enemy here.

2 Zoning Out Again May 7, 2007 at 5:56 am

Hi Judd! Check out diesel’s post
Mixed Fruits and Metaphors
H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S!!!!!!!
I needed an I.V. after that one!

3 Judd Corizan May 7, 2007 at 4:43 pm

Great job Deisel!

ZOA- Thanks, we will!

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